dreamcaptive:

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

I’m so fucking done

  1. Doctor: I think you'll need a shot
  2. Me: AYYYYY
  3. Doctor: AYYYYY *brings out tequila*

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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bloodyarmin:

imaginarycomics:

I AM THE OVERTEEN

ALL BOW BEFORE THE OVERTEEN

you are the dancing queen
young and sweet
only over teen

So Benedict says he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years?

mysharona1987:

Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

“People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.”
— Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.

Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

killijones:

HOW CAN ONE PERSON BE SO HOT

LLMNS