first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
So Benedict says he wants to do Sherlock for another 15 years?
Wow! That’s like, 6 new episodes to look forward to.
my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs
“People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
— Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”